My Fabulous Feet

I took a bath yesterday and stared long and hard at my feet and decided that they are fabulous.  They were definitely inspired by the stone age era.  Fred Flinstone's narrow-toed sexy older sister.  They are wide; solid as a rock.  No swaying or imbalance going on here.  A California earth quake couldn't knock this one down.  But I have a lovely arch, from my gymnastics days, you could slip and slide right under them with out so much as a giggle out of me (did I mention they are ticklish?).  Yes, they really are lovely.  My toes are narrow and I have perfectly proportioned nails, although they have no polish on them, I like to sport the little crustaceans Agrarian Style.  Although there's an inherent veinyness at the Dorsums which kind of resemble a dick, I still stand by my opening statement, my feet are fabulous.